23 5 / 2012
- Yo: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- Yo: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
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18 5 / 2012
- Yo: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
- Yo: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
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16 5 / 2012
Smiling at old people to show them you’re not a teenage thug.
(Source: most-awkward-moments, via the-wanted-one-direction)
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16 5 / 2012
- Yo: There's nothing worse than death.
- Yo: Final seasons.
- Yo: Post-concert depression.
- Yo: When there's no food.
- Yo: Fictional characters dying.
- Yo: Hipster blogs.
- Yo: Crying over bands.
- Yo: When ships aren't canon.
- Yo: ....
- Yo: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
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12 5 / 2012
god i literally cant think of anything to post so heres benjamin franklin
(via the-wanted-one-direction)
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06 5 / 2012
That moment when most of the things you have studied for the exam is not on the test paper.
And you actually gave so much effort…
Via sodamnrelatable
(Source: missredaholic, via aliciaroseislove)
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30 4 / 2012
If you stare at the red dot for 30 seconds then look at a wall you’ll see my future husband
pinkfalcon:
hahaha omg my mom just did this and BOTH of us freaked out XD
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